Random Footnotes

too-cool-for-facebook:

onlylolgifs:

Huge Saint Bernard dog being needy

Big puppy says, “No no, you stay here and cuddle.”

  • The compliment every white guy in a movie has given his movie girlfriend: Wow.. you.. you look great.

(Source: mockingday)

lollipopatrice:

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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Voldemort is an anti-religion lobbyist I can’t breath

No.

neil-gaiman:

youaintpunk:

sarajevomoja:

talk about perspective. shit.

Fucking hell.

I remember the first time I saw a map of Africa to scale. My jaw dropped.

neil-gaiman:

youaintpunk:

sarajevomoja:

talk about perspective. shit.

Fucking hell.

I remember the first time I saw a map of Africa to scale. My jaw dropped.

lampsarepeopletoo:

didnt expect to laugh but i did

maplehoofs:

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

My favorite part is the typo at the end cause its like Mario was hitting on her. “WHAT-A WRONG WITH MY PENIS”

maplehoofs:

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

My favorite part is the typo at the end cause its like Mario was hitting on her. “WHAT-A WRONG WITH MY PENIS”

part-of-your-worldd:

snaaep:

lexandrochka-10:

The last day of Harry Potter.

NOT OKAY

IM CRYING

(Source: fallin-darrens-pheromones)

Yo for real FUCK SUPERNATURAL! I mean imma still watch, imma still watch though.

—every single supernatural fan that exists (via mishasbackmuscles)

darkstormytrite:

hayleytonks:

solthree:

positive lady characters meme | Martha Jones + powerful/feminist moment

I was 900% prepared for her to flip the bird for science in this scene like oh here’s the bones of the finger that I use to say ‘fuck you’

hey remember when we used to have companions who were actualized individuals and not just puzzles to be solved