Random Footnotes

sassydragon:

sassydragon:

but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

the size of puppies

and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute

the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad 

island-of-misfit-toy:

I waited for this.

(Source: quaffle-chasers)

lilypichu:

50-shades-of-christa-renz:

shippery:

a serious fucking problem in society that needs to be stopped immediately

this is too fucking accurate

yes.

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

mossmallow:

teardropsandtatertots:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

eyesopencaptain:

cloudwatchingangels:

the-31st-of-october:

lapetite—mort:

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

riskpig:

nicklalonde89:

arcreactorangel:

ratifythesilence:

bookworm221b:

mishawinsexster:

In which Elle Woods is smarter than Sam Winchester.

If we are going with the premise that Elle will be better than Sam at anything she puts her mind to because she is just that awesome, can you imagine how awesome at hunting, or at least research for hunting, she would be?

Just the thought of Sam’s pout upon meeting her makes me giggle.

I want this crossover at least 90% more than all the other crossovers.

We shall call it Supernaturally Blonde.

Supernaturally Blonde. Yes. I want it. Elle killing demons with a perky attitude.

YES.

OH MY GOD I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED THIS UNTIL NOW

I’M NOT EVEN IN THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM ANYMORE AND I NEED THIS.

SHE’D SHOW UP TO A HUNT IN PINK KITTY HEELS AND RECITE THE LATIN FOR AN EXORCISM PERFECTLY AND HAVE A BEJEWLED SHOTGUN AND DEAN WOULD HAVE AN ANEURYSM

"You killed a tulpa by yourself?"
"What, like it’s hard?"

Can I ship her with Sam?

Yes.

as long as she doesn’t sleep with him

we all know what happens to the girls Sam sleeps with

annafromcraigslist:

Cosmo tip inspired by 50 Shades #2: Stab him in the ass with a fork.

annafromcraigslist:

Cosmo tip inspired by 50 Shades #2: Stab him in the ass with a fork.

The fault is not in our stars, but in ourselves.

William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar (via dryyoureyes-startbelieving)

bloodpuker:

olivertwix:

death-by-lulz:

DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN

yes.

bloodpuker:

olivertwix:

death-by-lulz:

DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN

yes.

(Source: petapeta)

comic-khan:

DO YOU HEAR MY SOBS

comic-khan:

DO YOU HEAR MY SOBS